Game Reviews


 WWE Crush Hour
 Playstation 2, Gamecube, & X-Box

This game takes WWE wrestlers and puts them in theme cars (i.e. a Hulkamania sports car), allowing you to create some wacky mayhem, Twisted Metal style. If that sounds like a good idea, allow me to bring three things to your attention. Number one, you are an idiot. In my humble opinion, this was the most homosexual idea since that Hardy Boyz Interactive Tea Party game. Number B, the game is called WWE Crush Hour…seriously. It hurts my brain, and makes me want to light cigars with my penis. Finally, WWE never fails to disappoint when it comes to throwing together incomplete video games. Sure, you’ll still buy them, and so will I, since I’m a masochist who doesn’t know how to spend his money wisely. But enough is enough, and it’s time for…how does it go? Ah yes. It’s time for me to come up with a BETTER zany idea involving the WWE and a popular video game.

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07/12/11 WWE Crush Hour